Monday, July 18, 2011

Say what?!

The kids have been full of it lately, and we've been cracking up (and sometimes tearing up) at all they've had to say...

Maggie:  William, you time out!
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Kirby:  I have scruffles on my face.
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Megan: I'm so glad I got a new battery.  I've really missed my watch.
Kirby: I'm sure your watch really missed you, too, Mommy!
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Kirby: Ethan, I'll be the mommy and you can be the husband...why won't you kiss me?
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Megan: Kirby, where's William?
Kirby: Oh, just follow the trail of nuts.
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Kirby: Mommy, you can throw my blankie in the trash.  I'm a big girl - I don't need it anymore.
Megan: Just because you're a big girl (sniff, sniff) doesn't mean you can't have a blankie - you can just keep it in your bed.
Kirby:  Well, then Daddy can put it in the attic.  I don't want it.
Megan:  (sniff, sniff) ok.
fast forward 3 hours
Kirby: Daddy, please put my blankie in the attic.  I don't need it anymore.  I'm a big girl.
Jim: ok (sniff, sniff as he tucks her into bed)
fast forward 15 minutes
Kirby:  Daddy, can you please bring me my blankie?!?
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Maggie: I beautiful!
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Kirby:  William, do you have salad poop?
TMI, I'm sure, but the twins have had what has been diagnosed as toddler's diar.rhea for almost 3 months, so WAY too much of our daily conversation includes diaper discussion.  she meant SOLID!!
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William: God is gate.  thank you.  amen.

1 comment:

Annie said...

I think that may be the best picture of all of them yogether yet!! We are still finding the nut trail ...